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the Great Nippulini...
Origins... Very little is known thus
far about the Great Nippulini. He bears oblong triangular markings tattooed
upon his chest that must have some spiritual importance. The name
"Nippulini" sounds very Italian, possibly Sicilian. His background
is strongly embedded in the art of body piercing. The great nipples
he possesses have been pierced for almost a decade, and have been trained
using almost forgotten ancient strength resistance training methods.
He is truly a master of sensory transmutability, literally strengthening
his nipples with his mind!
Utilities... The Great Nippulini is more
than just a showman. He is an artisan, creating almost everything
he uses to demonstrate his abilities. His shackles are double zero
gauge (AWG) thick and extremely rare, being that he designed them himself.
One can usually find the Great Nippulini at the hardware store, procuring
real items, like 5/16" thick solid steel chains, 9" steel brace elbows,
80 lb. test carbiner clips, quick links, etc. These items, when paired
with real objects of weight, (i.e. a 10 lb. anchor, small transmissions,
bowling balls, anvils, 34 pound cylinder heads, etc.) and his nipples show
for true creativity in his art. These are not falsified items made
out to look heavier than they actually are.
Disclaiming... You may be thinking to yourself
"This guy is absolutely CRAZY!". Well, the Great Nippulini respects
your right to the freedom of self expression and values your opinion to
be just a valid as anyone else's. You may be right. He may be fucking
insane! But that's the beauty of who he is and what he is capable
of doing. This said, if anyone else feels like trying this at home,
they will get a rude awakening to the fact that this is something best
left to be done by a professional, which then afterwards the Great Nippulini
is absolved of all responsibility of those who do not heed this warning:
Folks, do NOT, we repeat DO NOT try this at home... or at work... or anywhere!
Okay? Okay.
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