This page features the ED-209 project. I began construction
of ED during March of '08. That same month I was t-boned by a drunk driver
at 11:30AM. The project halted faster than a droid slipping on a
banana peel. In the first week of May '09 my wife was tired of seeing
ED-209 parts strewn about the basement, so I finished what I started.
The above shots show ED in his initial assembly stage. The full weight
of the components is probably well above 300 pounds, so I used a modular
design that allows it to break down into 5 pieces. This makes it
a lot easier to move around. Also, I can use this feature to replicate
the classic "legs only" shot of a destroyed ED (photos below). |
ED-209 after initial paint and assembly. ED looks like he's saying "Whatchoo lookin at?" |
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Just in case you've been living under a rock your whole life The ED-209 may be one of the world's most recognizable movie robots. The ED-209 was OCP's prototype for law enforcement in the movie RoboCop. ED-209 stands for Enforcement Droid - series 209. A distinct feature of this droid is it's innate ability to malfunction and an extreme lack of intelligence. The most memorable scene with ED-209 is when, during a demostration, ED rips into a lackey executive with gunfire due to malfunction that didn't recognize a zero threat. This is the exact reason that the RoboCop project got the green light. It's safe to say that ED's entire existence is merely as a plot device, but can also be viewed as a comedic device as well. When ED attempts to walk down a flight of steps, only to realize it isn't engineered to to so, tumble rolls onto his back, flailing about crying like a baby. In the sequels of the RoboCop trilogy, ED has been shown to continue its clumsy awkward life, malfunctioning more, slipping into manholes, etc. ED-209 is probably the most inept robot ever portrayed in the media. I would venture to say that ED-209 is the equivalent of the stereotypical top-heavy dumb bouncer bodyguard also shown on film and television. |
My little Italian greyhound Stella Luna gets in on the picture for a size reference. Don't worry, she's safe. This ED is programmed to only eliminate human targets. |
ED, dissassembled. Two legs, swivel joint (water pump), shroud, and
top (head).
The classic (standing legs only) shot, re-enacting a blown up ED. |
A side view. His body has a swiveling center, so I can pose him as I like. |
Rear view of ED, just in case you wanted to know. |
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More photos and story to come, this page was made in 5 minutes while
coffee was brewing, then updated after lunch.
2009 - The Great Nippulini